Tech-Lad Tuesday
[Got computer woes? Tech Lad is your go-to guy. He knows all, sees all, troubleshoots all. Nothing stumps him! Shoot him your queries and he’ll fix things in a jiffy!]
Dear Tech-Lad,
So I have this combo printer-scanner thing. Pretty sweet. I was trying to scan this submarine sandwich I had made and some of the mayonnaise leaked under the platen glass. You should have seen it, though, it was the best-looking hoagie. Anyways, now the shit is fucked. How can I clean it out?
Signed,
Po’ Boy
Yes. I got the mayo problem myself when I put my grinder in there and scanned it back and forth. Heh, heh.
Dear Tech-Lad,
I am a Luddite, but only against Macs. I hate the way their owners act all “hip” and smarmy, like they’re so much better than everyone else. Is it wrong to feel this way? I am sick of these society types telling me what to do.
Signed,
Apple Smasher
Yes. Have you heard about the PC-iory of Scion? They are the keepers of the true DOS OS line and have been keeping it protected from the hands of Mac followers for decades. You should join their cause…the DOS OS line LIVES ‘til this day!!!
Dear Tech-Lad,
I bought this cool-ass price gun, thinking it would tell me how much everything costs. But most things don’t scan well. I’m surprised that there still isn’t a universal pricing system in this day and age. When can we expect this technology to become standardized? I’m dying to find out my brother-in-law’s net worth.
Signed,
Barcode Barbarella
Yes. Try scanning this: || ||||||| || |||| ||| ||| ||||||||||||| |||| |||| ||||. You freak!
